Sermon
A church minister who always preached long sermons, noticed a man get up and leave in the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the minister asked the man where he had gone.
“I went to get a haircut,” was the reply.
“But,” said the pastor, “why didn’t you do that before the service?”
“Because,” the gentleman said, “I didn’t need one then.”
Goodness Gracious
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel to check it out. So he called one of His best angels and sent him to Earth for a time. When he returned he told God, yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good.
Well, God thought for a moment and said, “Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another point of view.” So he called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.When the angel returned he went to God and confirmed the Earth was in decline, 95% was bad and 5% was good.
God said this was not good. So He decided to E-mail the 5% who were good; to encourage them and give them a little inspiration to help them keep going. Do you know what that E-mail said?
No? So you didn’t get one!